Last night was once again a mega-success, thanks IN NO PART to the LZA.
Much thanks, however, to my lovers Alyssa aka Fuego and Kyle of the world famous Pump Up Special (friday 2-4pm. listen to it. it’s fo rill fantastic).
Playlist-ish for “WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS- OCTOBER 25 2007″

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Categories: we aren't your friends, club bangers, pump up the jams, collabo, hootie, SIX THUMBS UP, R Kelly, greatness
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Gender Guesser

schmenj: i just pasted “like, oh my god. i’m a woman, you guys” like 1000 times and it said weak unknown

fuego: i just said “shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fuck turd and twat” and it was FEMALE
fuego: and when i added “i fucked your mom” to the end, it went up to 93% female

Categories: maturity, online terror, great use of the english language
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ALRIGHT SO.

first broadcast was what we in the biz call “a clusterfuck” but we are also ironic in the biz so it really means “SO AMAZING ALL OTHER RADIO SHOWS CEASED TO EXIST.”

PLAYLIST FOR “WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS- OCTOBER 18″
the theme for this past week was names. totally.


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Categories: pump up the jams, bonertalk, club bangers, CLUB TEQUILAGANGBANG, montell jordan, we aren't your friends, SIX THUMBS UP
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katillac: Oh my god. you’re still watching the yule log.
Liz: NO NO! IT’S THE DIRECTOR’S CUT!

In other log-related news: Don’t forget to check out Fireside Chats with 404 tomorrow (Thursday) night, Midnight-2AM. Come out of loyalty to us, stay for the jamz.

Categories: we aren't your friends, collabo, R Kelly, greatness, gangsta shit
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Every time I see someone wearing a “Free Tibet” shirt, I always think: “*with purchase of Tibet of equal or lesser value.”

Categories: self-loathing, *cutz*
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B my butcher tonite- w4m
Reply to:
Date: 2007-10-14, 10:13PM EDT
Tonite you can fulfill my fantasy. Just cum 2 my house in only a hairnet, an apron and your socks.
I’ll provide the rest.

First you will cut the pastrami with my Bosch Deli Meat Slicer. While you are doing this i will slowly strip. You will slice the meat paper thin as if it were prosciutto. When i am nude, you will place the pastrami all over my nude body. When every inch of my being is covered, you will slather my face and hair with thousand island dressing. You will lick the dressing off of my face and smear it onto 6 pieces of rye bread with the tip of your tongue.
At this point, i will pop out an opened can of sauerkraut from my vagina. You will scoop it out of the can and spread a thick layer over the pastrami that is still covering my nude body. Finally, you will gather the 6 pieces of rye bread and make sandwiches out of the pastrami and sauerkraut that is sprawled across my nude body. We will eat them together over wine and the sounds of Kenny G.

Serious inquiries only.

• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Categories: craig and his list, wank, idgi, collabo, great use of the english language
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You’d be better off not listening to this.

Categories: R Kelly, hootie, Maine = 98% white, montell jordan, liz's boyfriend, i didn't know you speak freedom, it's just a fact, Liz
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 a true romantic.

Categories: liz's boyfriend, greatness, jews, terrorist attacks, Liz
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So I really don’t think the previous post and the events of this past weekend need explanation.

Except that it is now a universal fact that Mahmoud Ahmedinejad is a good lookin’ dude.

Also that you heard it here first. Just sayin’.

Categories: it's just a fact, identity theft
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