In my quest to never have to eat again, I’ve discovered “meal replacement” drinks. I’m surprised it’s taken me this long.

They’re proteiny and chocolately and grainy (is it supposed to be?) and whatever- but I just looked over at tonight’s dinner (YEAH HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT, SOLID FOODS?) and it actually made a noise. I can’t really describe it, but it’s making me uncomfortable.

Yeah. Weeks of checking your livebookmarks and this is what you get. Is it really worth it?

Categories: haute cuisine, self-loathing, *cutz*