I should be writing a paper on German Expressionism and how it is reflected in Cam’ron’s most recent mixtape, Public Enemy #1, but whatever this is more important.

THE STORY: One target. Two creeps. Only one will survive. Starring Phil with Mad Game as the Referee.

THE RULES:

1. You do not talk about the mack-off.
2. You do not talk about the mack-off.
3. Getting the target drunk and going to work is not only allowed, it is encouraged.
4. Sabotaging the other’s game is allowed (includes but is not limited to: destroying clothes, poisoning, baby eating)

Actually. That’s pretty much it.
I’m totally gonna take this shit I KNOW IT.
updates to follow…

Categories: collabo, bonertalk, R Kelly, foot tap, ancient wisdom, liz = d i c
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Last night was once again a mega-success, thanks IN NO PART to the LZA.
Much thanks, however, to my lovers Alyssa aka Fuego and Kyle of the world famous Pump Up Special (friday 2-4pm. listen to it. it’s fo rill fantastic).
Playlist-ish for “WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS- OCTOBER 25 2007″

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Categories: we aren't your friends, club bangers, pump up the jams, collabo, hootie, SIX THUMBS UP, R Kelly, greatness
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katillac: Oh my god. you’re still watching the yule log.
Liz: NO NO! IT’S THE DIRECTOR’S CUT!

In other log-related news: Don’t forget to check out Fireside Chats with 404 tomorrow (Thursday) night, Midnight-2AM. Come out of loyalty to us, stay for the jamz.

Categories: we aren't your friends, collabo, R Kelly, greatness, gangsta shit
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B my butcher tonite- w4m
Reply to:
Date: 2007-10-14, 10:13PM EDT
Tonite you can fulfill my fantasy. Just cum 2 my house in only a hairnet, an apron and your socks.
I’ll provide the rest.

First you will cut the pastrami with my Bosch Deli Meat Slicer. While you are doing this i will slowly strip. You will slice the meat paper thin as if it were prosciutto. When i am nude, you will place the pastrami all over my nude body. When every inch of my being is covered, you will slather my face and hair with thousand island dressing. You will lick the dressing off of my face and smear it onto 6 pieces of rye bread with the tip of your tongue.
At this point, i will pop out an opened can of sauerkraut from my vagina. You will scoop it out of the can and spread a thick layer over the pastrami that is still covering my nude body. Finally, you will gather the 6 pieces of rye bread and make sandwiches out of the pastrami and sauerkraut that is sprawled across my nude body. We will eat them together over wine and the sounds of Kenny G.

Serious inquiries only.

• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Categories: craig and his list, wank, idgi, collabo, great use of the english language
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