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Here’s the part where the moral kicks in

December 5, 2007 10:23 pm

In my quest to never have to eat again, I’ve discovered “meal replacement” drinks. I’m surprised it’s taken me this long.

They’re proteiny and chocolately and grainy (is it supposed to be?) and whatever- but I just looked over at tonight’s dinner (YEAH HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT, SOLID FOODS?) and it actually made a noise. I can’t really describe it, but it’s making me uncomfortable.

Yeah. Weeks of checking your livebookmarks and this is what you get. Is it really worth it?

I wish this were a joke.

October 17, 2007 3:50 pm

Every time I see someone wearing a “Free Tibet” shirt, I always think: “*with purchase of Tibet of equal or lesser value.”