Good Morning,
The baby Jesus and 7 Christmas Trees are missing from the manger.
If anyone has any information please contact Public Safety X2224.

Thank you

Thank You Fuego (via James) for this important notice. If you or anyone you know has seen Baby Jesus and the 7 Christmas Trees, tell them Sub Pop would like to sign them.

Categories: congrats grad, identity theft, jews, terrorist attacks
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So I really don’t think the previous post and the events of this past weekend need explanation.

Except that it is now a universal fact that Mahmoud Ahmedinejad is a good lookin’ dude.

Also that you heard it here first. Just sayin’.

Categories: it's just a fact, identity theft
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Okay. Did I miss something?

In my drafts:

Title here hay boiz.

Hi Everybodddddddddddddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catmandu here boyz

WHAT.
Either wordpress is fucking with me (Happy September 11 Fool’s Day!!) or someone raped my computer while I was sleeping. I’m telling you right now though, I didn’t laugh.  Okay maybe a little bit.

Categories: identity theft, great use of the english language, terrorist attacks
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