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January 24, 2008 4:12 pmSo every day AU sends out AU TODAY newsletters to update the campus on shit. Today’s included this:
“Say Never Again to Genocide” Rally Info Meeting. Darfur Action (a chapter of STAND: The Student Anti-Genocide Coalition) is planning a “Never Again” rally to take place this Holocaust Remembrance weekend at the Capitol, and we need your help. Come today, January 24, at 8:00 p.m. to the Clark Conference Room (the building behind the library) to get involved. Do you have activist, art, Web site, business, set up, outreach, or any other skills? We need you. Help us spread the message that we need to make genocide a thing of memory by standing up and stopping atrocities in Sudan. [insert email here] for more information.
Respectable cause. But look again.
“Say Never Again to Genocide” Rally Info Meeting. Darfur Action (a chapter of STAND: The Student Anti-Genocide Coalition) is planning a “Never Again” rally to take place this Holocaust Remembrance weekend at the Capitol, and we need your help. Come today, January 24, at 8:00 p.m. to the Clark Conference Room (the building behind the library) to get involved. Do you have activist, art, Web site, business, set up, outreach, or any other skills? We need you. Help us spread the message that we need to make genocide a thing of memory by standing up and stopping atrocities in Sudan. E-mail [insert email here] for more information.
Activist skills. Which just translates to a sense of superiority, right?
Set up skills. Doesn’t that just mean manual labor? (in that case, no I don’t have set up skills. I’m lazy).
Outreach skills. Meaning you know how to whore your cause? I don’t get it.
I don’t now. I guess he or she tacked on “skills” to a bunch of things that aren’t really skills and thought that would be OK. But it’s not. Abusing the english language like that isn’t going to help prevent genocide when it makes me want to kill the entire activist race. Fuck.
Sorry Jews, you celebrated too early this year.
December 25, 2007 6:34 amFeliz Navidad, pendejos.
And now a word from our sponsor, The College of the Holy Cross
December 7, 2007 1:44 pmPlay it once, Mahmoud, for old time’s sake!
October 4, 2007 12:34 am
a true romantic.
Star Crossed Lovers
September 28, 2007 12:11 amThe other day Kat and I were watching The Daily Show, something we don’t do enough because she’s a dick. But that’s besides the point. While watching the show a picture of Mahmoud Admadinejad displayed on the screen . At that moment I realized that I am sexually attracted to the president of Iran.
I don’t know what it is. I’ve always been attracted to arrogant, self-important dickheads but I had no idea I could take it THIS FAR. I think an anti-semite is hot? Really? I’ve gone from driving by temples on Saturday afternoons to check out the hot jewboys (seriously) to lusting after this dude. I’M A MONSTERRR!!!
Besides the fact that he’s a fucking maniac he’s also old as shit. Anyone who knows me can confidently say that my standards are questionable. I feel, however, that this goes beyond standards. I mean, he’s a maniac. Also, he’s old as shit.
In conclusion:
ANOTHER WIN FOR ME.
September 14, 2007 11:47 pmHip-Hop Fundamentalist #1
September 4, 2007 3:43 pmSo you don’t believe Biggie is a terrorist huh? Well let me present you with the Smoking Gat:
Look: I love Biggie as much as the rest of glorious America. However, lyrics such as “I made the change from a common thief to up close and personal with Robin Leach [or maybe he meant with new york streets?]” and “You never thought that hip hop would take it this far. Now I’m in the limelight ’cause I rhyme tight. Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade” make it hard to support his jihadist legacy.
