So every day AU sends out AU TODAY newsletters to update the campus on shit. Today’s included this:

“Say Never Again to Genocide” Rally Info Meeting. Darfur Action (a chapter of STAND: The Student Anti-Genocide Coalition) is planning a “Never Again” rally to take place this Holocaust Remembrance weekend at the Capitol, and we need your help. Come today, January 24, at 8:00 p.m. to the Clark Conference Room (the building behind the library) to get involved. Do you have activist, art, Web site, business, set up, outreach, or any other skills? We need you. Help us spread the message that we need to make genocide a thing of memory by standing up and stopping atrocities in Sudan. [insert email here] for more information.

Respectable cause. But look again.

“Say Never Again to Genocide” Rally Info Meeting. Darfur Action (a chapter of STAND: The Student Anti-Genocide Coalition) is planning a “Never Again” rally to take place this Holocaust Remembrance weekend at the Capitol, and we need your help. Come today, January 24, at 8:00 p.m. to the Clark Conference Room (the building behind the library) to get involved. Do you have activist, art, Web site, business, set up, outreach, or any other skills? We need you. Help us spread the message that we need to make genocide a thing of memory by standing up and stopping atrocities in Sudan. E-mail [insert email here] for more information.

Activist skills. Which just translates to a sense of superiority, right?

Set up skills. Doesn’t that just mean manual labor? (in that case, no I don’t have set up skills. I’m lazy).

Outreach skills. Meaning you know how to whore your cause? I don’t get it.

I don’t now. I guess he or she tacked on “skills” to a bunch of things that aren’t really skills and thought that would be OK. But it’s not. Abusing the english language like that isn’t going to help prevent genocide when it makes me want to kill the entire activist race. Fuck.

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I should be writing a paper on German Expressionism and how it is reflected in Cam’ron’s most recent mixtape, Public Enemy #1, but whatever this is more important.

THE STORY: One target. Two creeps. Only one will survive. Starring Phil with Mad Game as the Referee.

THE RULES:

1. You do not talk about the mack-off.
2. You do not talk about the mack-off.
3. Getting the target drunk and going to work is not only allowed, it is encouraged.
4. Sabotaging the other’s game is allowed (includes but is not limited to: destroying clothes, poisoning, baby eating)

Actually. That’s pretty much it.
I’m totally gonna take this shit I KNOW IT.
updates to follow…

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It seems I’ve become a beacon of insensitivity. I’m not sure when exactly that happened, but it might’ve been at the Port Authority that one time, when I saw that person in a wheelchair wearing a “1998 Walk-A-Thon” shirt and I actually said outloud, “IT’S A ‘WALK-A-THON‘ NOT A ‘ROLL-A-THON’.” Or when I thought it was a hilarious idea to make my display name on myspace (myspace namedrop? seriously?) Hurricane Katrina, while shit was hitting the fan all in NO. In my defense Adnan Riaz did call me Katrina all the time, and I live under a rock so I pretty much had no idea what was going on except that there was a hurricane called Katrina tearin’ some shit up. I’ve also told a hurt child to “Shut up and stop crying.”

Why so much rage?

So this whatever (I loathe the word blog) will chronicle my rehab, my journey to socially acceptable behavior. I will try and learn to not mock any and everything within eyeshot. This is my enlightening, if you will, and you (3) loyal readers will be with me every step of the way, loving and supporting me through my time of need.

HOWEVER, I can’t really see anything wrong with any of those examples, I’m just going by what certain baby ass bitches have told me. So maybe not.

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