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Picture of a shorty educationless
January 24, 2008 4:12 pmSo every day AU sends out AU TODAY newsletters to update the campus on shit. Today’s included this:
“Say Never Again to Genocide” Rally Info Meeting. Darfur Action (a chapter of STAND: The Student Anti-Genocide Coalition) is planning a “Never Again” rally to take place this Holocaust Remembrance weekend at the Capitol, and we need your help. Come today, January 24, at 8:00 p.m. to the Clark Conference Room (the building behind the library) to get involved. Do you have activist, art, Web site, business, set up, outreach, or any other skills? We need you. Help us spread the message that we need to make genocide a thing of memory by standing up and stopping atrocities in Sudan. [insert email here] for more information.
Respectable cause. But look again.
“Say Never Again to Genocide” Rally Info Meeting. Darfur Action (a chapter of STAND: The Student Anti-Genocide Coalition) is planning a “Never Again” rally to take place this Holocaust Remembrance weekend at the Capitol, and we need your help. Come today, January 24, at 8:00 p.m. to the Clark Conference Room (the building behind the library) to get involved. Do you have activist, art, Web site, business, set up, outreach, or any other skills? We need you. Help us spread the message that we need to make genocide a thing of memory by standing up and stopping atrocities in Sudan. E-mail [insert email here] for more information.
Activist skills. Which just translates to a sense of superiority, right?
Set up skills. Doesn’t that just mean manual labor? (in that case, no I don’t have set up skills. I’m lazy).
Outreach skills. Meaning you know how to whore your cause? I don’t get it.
I don’t now. I guess he or she tacked on “skills” to a bunch of things that aren’t really skills and thought that would be OK. But it’s not. Abusing the english language like that isn’t going to help prevent genocide when it makes me want to kill the entire activist race. Fuck.
Free celebrity cameltoe? Count me in!
December 30, 2007 4:10 pmSorry Jews, you celebrated too early this year.
December 25, 2007 6:34 amFeliz Navidad, pendejos.
I Blue Myself
November 3, 2007 6:28 pmJust in time for the primaries…
October 14, 2007 9:32 pm
Play it once, Mahmoud, for old time’s sake!
October 4, 2007 12:34 am
a true romantic.
Star Crossed Lovers
September 28, 2007 12:11 amThe other day Kat and I were watching The Daily Show, something we don’t do enough because she’s a dick. But that’s besides the point. While watching the show a picture of Mahmoud Admadinejad displayed on the screen . At that moment I realized that I am sexually attracted to the president of Iran.
I don’t know what it is. I’ve always been attracted to arrogant, self-important dickheads but I had no idea I could take it THIS FAR. I think an anti-semite is hot? Really? I’ve gone from driving by temples on Saturday afternoons to check out the hot jewboys (seriously) to lusting after this dude. I’M A MONSTERRR!!!
Besides the fact that he’s a fucking maniac he’s also old as shit. Anyone who knows me can confidently say that my standards are questionable. I feel, however, that this goes beyond standards. I mean, he’s a maniac. Also, he’s old as shit.
In conclusion:
Idaho? No, U da ho
September 19, 2007 1:56 pmIdaho Man Blames Wild Sex for Car Crash
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
MOSCOW, Idaho — A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sexual intercourse in the back seat of his car for an accident in which his Chevrolet S-10 Blazer struck a telephone pole.
Joshua D. Frank, who is living in a trailer parked on the Latah County Fairgrounds, pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident. That’s after he left the vehicle at the site of the mishap. He was fined $188.
Frank told Moscow Police Department officers that he was driving the vehicle near downtown early Saturday while a man and woman were having sex in the rear of the vehicle.
According to a probable cause affidavit, Frank told authorities that the actions of the pair in the back caused the Blazer, which “was top heavy anyway,” to become “tippy” and lose control.
Frank left the accident scene with a minor head wound and returned to his trailer.
The other two occupants of the vehicle were treated for injuries, according to the affidavit, though further information on their condition wasn’t available.
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So much is wrong with this article: dude is a Carnie, the repeated mention of his trailer to remind you just how trashy he is, and other trash-tasticness. My favorite part, though, is when Mr. Frank refers to his car as being “top heavy”. Throw Some D’s?
The reason I’m writing this post, though, is to officially declare Idaho as the winner of Sexiest State 2007. First Larry Craig, now this? Congratulations, Idaho. You have truly earned it.
Hip-Hop Fundamentalist #1
September 4, 2007 3:43 pmSo you don’t believe Biggie is a terrorist huh? Well let me present you with the Smoking Gat:
Look: I love Biggie as much as the rest of glorious America. However, lyrics such as “I made the change from a common thief to up close and personal with Robin Leach [or maybe he meant with new york streets?]” and “You never thought that hip hop would take it this far. Now I’m in the limelight ’cause I rhyme tight. Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade” make it hard to support his jihadist legacy.
I’m blowin’ up like you thought I would
September 3, 2007 3:00 amThis is Error 404. Why the fuck are you reading it?
Because Biggie is a terrorist, THAT’S WHY.
