Archive for the 'self-loathing' category
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December 24, 2007 12:08 amHere’s the part where the moral kicks in
December 5, 2007 10:23 pmI wish this were a joke.
October 17, 2007 3:50 pmStar Crossed Lovers
September 28, 2007 12:11 amThe other day Kat and I were watching The Daily Show, something we don’t do enough because she’s a dick. But that’s besides the point. While watching the show a picture of Mahmoud Admadinejad displayed on the screen . At that moment I realized that I am sexually attracted to the president of Iran.
I don’t know what it is. I’ve always been attracted to arrogant, self-important dickheads but I had no idea I could take it THIS FAR. I think an anti-semite is hot? Really? I’ve gone from driving by temples on Saturday afternoons to check out the hot jewboys (seriously) to lusting after this dude. I’M A MONSTERRR!!!
Besides the fact that he’s a fucking maniac he’s also old as shit. Anyone who knows me can confidently say that my standards are questionable. I feel, however, that this goes beyond standards. I mean, he’s a maniac. Also, he’s old as shit.
In conclusion:
Mais s’il te plaît, ferme la porte derrière toi
September 18, 2007 9:06 pmFacts of Life.
September 17, 2007 10:59 amANOTHER WIN FOR ME.
September 14, 2007 11:47 pmToot Toot: Mama’s boy on the road
September 12, 2007 9:04 pmThis post is courtesy of svenge.com owner (and my sister), Meredith. Below is a letter sent to the editor of my (shitty) hometown newspaper. All side comments written within the article were made by Meredith and are endorsed by Error 404.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ‘MAKEOVER’ TAPE?
Dear Editor,
I am going to make an unusual request. I will explain it thoroughly so that somebody reading this request will see fit to contact me. Some time ago, “Extreme Makeover — Home Edition” selected a home in Bergenfield to make over. I thought that this was going to be telecast as a two-hour, two-parter, the season opener for the program. The home is located on New Bridge Road, which I sometimes take to get to Pathmark. Thus I was inconvenienced twice by having to take a detour down streets that were not designed or built with such traffic in mind.
Also, each time I return from Pathmark I pass the new house. Thus, I want to see an episode where Mr. Ty Pennington created all of the commotion. Unfortunately, I missed it. I tuned in for what I thought was the season opener, only to find Ty Pennington squawk that they were in Nome, Alaska. (He couldn’t be farther away from New Jersey.) The next week, I don’t know where he went, but we don’t parade around in cowboy hats here. And so it was week after week after week.
I wanted my mother to see it, but sadly ABC has stalled so long to repeat it that she passed away without having a chance to see it. The fact that I missed it was not entirely my fault. “Extreme Makeover — Home Edition” relies on strident sensationalism and sob stories, so I was not in the habit of watching the show. I also no longer subscribe to TV Guide, as it kept making changes that made it harder and more frustrating to use. I might have easily spotted the show in listings had TV Guide not modified its format to one that is now useless to me, and discouraged me from using TV Guide.
I have just about lost hope of ABC showing this episode now. This is why I am making an unusual request for somebody in this area who has taped the show to contact me and arrange for me to come to their home to watch the tape, or to come to my home with the tape. I would really appreciate this. I hope that the person or persons who did tape the episode of “Extreme Makeover — Home Edition” isn’t in the habit of leaving the Twin-Boro News molder [wtf?] in the street, as too many do. And if they do read it, I hope they haven’t erased the tape since.
Sincerely,
Paul R. Wilson
END LETTER
My conclusion is that Extreme Makover: Home Edition killed Paul’s mother. I can also reassure everyone who reads this blog (all 3 of you) that any road in NJ is made to handle “such traffic”. Does he drive a fucking tank? Honestly.
