This is profoundly retarded. And you know how I feel about calling things retarded. (hint: generally don’t do it.)

Rapper Coolio is set to perform the “flight of the angel” at this year’s Carnival of Venice - breaking a tradition which has usually involved a beautiful woman swooping down onto Venice’s St Mark’s Square from the basilica’s bell tower. “It (the choice of Coolio) is a blow of diversity, because it will involve a black man with a turbulent past,” the Carnival’s artistic director Marco Balich was quoted as saying by the ANSA news agency on Wednesday.

There is absolutely nowhere to go with this.
My mind has been blown.
I’m going to go die now.

[venezia.net, via Ben, via Lopez WHO SAW IT IN REAL LIFE]

Categories: too bizarre brain does not compute, coolio, seven thumbs down
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This is the second installment in our series “Katillac’s Technological Misadventures.”

Sent: 10:53 PM Saturday, December 22
To: Mo

“If it makes you feel better, I am too drunk to function yet the sbarros in times square makes me walk down a 10 mile long fucking funhouse caliber hallway to a non functioning mud covered aids toilet. i dont care. i am hovering over that shit.”

Sent: 10:54 PM Saturday, December 22
To: Mo

“kill me.”

Categories: technologic terror, aids toilet, seven thumbs down, foot tap, self-loathing
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The winner is:

You. Assuming you are the dude with an afro and a purse carrying around Chomsky and Foucault On Human Nature, but not actually reading it. Seen at the Against Me! show at the 9.30 Club, Washington, DC.

Runner up: girl with green, orange, black, white and red hair. One half of which was pig-tailed, the other in a buzzcut. Maybe you should’ve gone with the purple Hitler bangs. There’s always next week!

Thanks to all contestants and congratulations!

Categories: dic*s, seven thumbs down, we aren't your friends
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