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B my butcher tonite- w4m
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Date: 2007-10-14, 10:13PM EDT
Tonite you can fulfill my fantasy. Just cum 2 my house in only a hairnet, an apron and your socks.
I’ll provide the rest.

First you will cut the pastrami with my Bosch Deli Meat Slicer. While you are doing this i will slowly strip. You will slice the meat paper thin as if it were prosciutto. When i am nude, you will place the pastrami all over my nude body. When every inch of my being is covered, you will slather my face and hair with thousand island dressing. You will lick the dressing off of my face and smear it onto 6 pieces of rye bread with the tip of your tongue.
At this point, i will pop out an opened can of sauerkraut from my vagina. You will scoop it out of the can and spread a thick layer over the pastrami that is still covering my nude body. Finally, you will gather the 6 pieces of rye bread and make sandwiches out of the pastrami and sauerkraut that is sprawled across my nude body. We will eat them together over wine and the sounds of Kenny G.

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