http://www.svenge.com/404 Not Found Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:33:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This is profoundly retarded. And you know how I feel about calling things retarded. (hint: generally don't do it.) Rapper Coolio is set to perform the “flight of the angel” at this year’s Carnival of Venice - breaking a tradition which has usually involved a beautiful woman swooping down onto ... http://www.svenge.com/404/2008/01/31/this-is-bullshit-i-was-jumpin-over-basilicas-and-shit-coolio/ So every day AU sends out AU TODAY newsletters to update the campus on shit. Today's included this: "Say Never Again to Genocide" Rally Info Meeting. Darfur Action (a chapter of STAND: The Student Anti-Genocide Coalition) is planning a "Never Again" rally to take place this Holocaust Remembrance weekend at the ... http://www.svenge.com/404/2008/01/24/picture-of-a-shorty-educationless/ HAHAHAHAHHA this spam is so good. We'll be moderating comments shortly k thanks. http://www.svenge.com/404/2007/12/30/free-celebrity-cameltoe-count-me-in/ Feliz Navidad, pendejos.     http://www.svenge.com/404/2007/12/25/sorry-jews-you-celebrated-too-early-this-year/ This is the second installment in our series "Katillac's Technological Misadventures." Sent: 10:53 PM Saturday, December 22 To: Mo "If it makes you feel better, I am too drunk to function yet the sbarros in times square makes me walk down a 10 mile long fucking funhouse caliber hallway to a non functioning ... http://www.svenge.com/404/2007/12/24/sms-funtimes/ I should be writing a paper on German Expressionism and how it is reflected in Cam'ron's most recent mixtape, Public Enemy #1, but whatever this is more important. THE STORY: One target. Two creeps. Only one will survive. Starring Phil with Mad Game as the Referee. THE RULES: You do not talk about ... http://www.svenge.com/404/2007/12/11/its-on-the-official-404-mack-off/ Good Morning, The baby Jesus and 7 Christmas Trees are missing from the manger. If anyone has any information please contact Public Safety X2224. Thank you Thank You Fuego (via James) for this important notice. If you or anyone you know has seen Baby Jesus and the 7 Christmas Trees, tell them Sub Pop ... http://www.svenge.com/404/2007/12/07/and-now-a-word-from-our-sponsor-the-college-of-the-holy-cross/ In my quest to never have to eat again, I've discovered "meal replacement" drinks. I'm surprised it's taken me this long. They're proteiny and chocolately and grainy (is it supposed to be?) and whatever- but I just looked over at tonight's dinner (YEAH HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT, SOLID FOODS?) ... http://www.svenge.com/404/2007/12/05/heres-the-part-where-the-moral-kicks-in/ Playlist time. Once again, fantastic show. Last week's was still better, but I'm sayin- we're improving so much it's crazytalk. We were on our a-game for the full 2 hours; much thanks to caffeine for coming through to help out. We mixed it up, screwed it up, babbled for hours, discovered ... http://www.svenge.com/404/2007/11/16/and-now-back-to-your-regularly-scheduled-programming/ The winner is: You. Assuming you are the dude with an afro and a purse carrying around Chomsky and Foucault On Human Nature, but not actually reading it. Seen at the Against Me! show at the 9.30 Club, Washington, DC. Runner up: girl with green, orange, black, white and red hair. One ... http://www.svenge.com/404/2007/11/14/human-being-of-the-week/