So last week’s show was such a disaster, I almost shot myself. Deleted playlists, poor song choices- it was made of fail. Yeah. I didn’t even post a playlist that’s how fail it was.
Despite the fact that I actually forgot that I hosted a radio program with my good friend the LZA, last night’s show made up for all previous transgressions against your ears.
Seriously. It was the best show yet. And we know you weren’t listening, haters. But I think we got the hang of things. We can do this.
And so…

PLAYLIST FOR “WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS- NOVEMBER 8″
we decided that themes were really slowing us down. so I took the first hour over with my incredible taste in music and the LZA had the second hour with her pretty decent taste in music.


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Categories: CLUB TEQUILAGANGBANG, club bangers, we aren't your friends, SIX THUMBS UP, greatness, gangsta shit
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So you know when you’re on the metro and this old bitch who looks like a “If They Mated” of your middle school guidance counselor and Lucille Bluth keeps looking at you in disgust and you’re all like “what the fuck is her problem? Maybe it’s the botox”? And then you brush it off because fuck that bitch right? And so then you happen to look down at your feet only to realize that you have a long, fresh strand of drool on your sweatshirt?

Hi, I’m 4.

Categories: idgi, congrats grad, Liz
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Last night was once again a mega-success, thanks IN NO PART to the LZA.
Much thanks, however, to my lovers Alyssa aka Fuego and Kyle of the world famous Pump Up Special (friday 2-4pm. listen to it. it’s fo rill fantastic).
Playlist-ish for “WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS- OCTOBER 25 2007″

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Categories: we aren't your friends, club bangers, pump up the jams, collabo, hootie, SIX THUMBS UP, R Kelly, greatness
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Gender Guesser

schmenj: i just pasted “like, oh my god. i’m a woman, you guys” like 1000 times and it said weak unknown

fuego: i just said “shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fuck turd and twat” and it was FEMALE
fuego: and when i added “i fucked your mom” to the end, it went up to 93% female

Categories: maturity, online terror, great use of the english language
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ALRIGHT SO.

first broadcast was what we in the biz call “a clusterfuck” but we are also ironic in the biz so it really means “SO AMAZING ALL OTHER RADIO SHOWS CEASED TO EXIST.”

PLAYLIST FOR “WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS- OCTOBER 18″
the theme for this past week was names. totally.


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Categories: pump up the jams, bonertalk, club bangers, CLUB TEQUILAGANGBANG, montell jordan, we aren't your friends, SIX THUMBS UP
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katillac: Oh my god. you’re still watching the yule log.
Liz: NO NO! IT’S THE DIRECTOR’S CUT!

In other log-related news: Don’t forget to check out Fireside Chats with 404 tomorrow (Thursday) night, Midnight-2AM. Come out of loyalty to us, stay for the jamz.

Categories: we aren't your friends, collabo, R Kelly, greatness, gangsta shit
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Every time I see someone wearing a “Free Tibet” shirt, I always think: “*with purchase of Tibet of equal or lesser value.”

Categories: self-loathing, *cutz*
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B my butcher tonite- w4m
Reply to:
Date: 2007-10-14, 10:13PM EDT
Tonite you can fulfill my fantasy. Just cum 2 my house in only a hairnet, an apron and your socks.
I’ll provide the rest.

First you will cut the pastrami with my Bosch Deli Meat Slicer. While you are doing this i will slowly strip. You will slice the meat paper thin as if it were prosciutto. When i am nude, you will place the pastrami all over my nude body. When every inch of my being is covered, you will slather my face and hair with thousand island dressing. You will lick the dressing off of my face and smear it onto 6 pieces of rye bread with the tip of your tongue.
At this point, i will pop out an opened can of sauerkraut from my vagina. You will scoop it out of the can and spread a thick layer over the pastrami that is still covering my nude body. Finally, you will gather the 6 pieces of rye bread and make sandwiches out of the pastrami and sauerkraut that is sprawled across my nude body. We will eat them together over wine and the sounds of Kenny G.

Serious inquiries only.

• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Categories: craig and his list, wank, idgi, collabo, great use of the english language
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You’d be better off not listening to this.

Categories: R Kelly, hootie, Maine = 98% white, montell jordan, liz's boyfriend, i didn't know you speak freedom, it's just a fact, Liz
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 a true romantic.

Categories: liz's boyfriend, greatness, jews, terrorist attacks, Liz
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